Top 5 Hilarious Father's Day Cards For Dad
Finding the right Father’s Day card can be harder than it looks. Most designs repeat the same jokes, leaving little that feels fresh or genuinely funny. This guide highlights five hilarious cards that stand out for the right reasons - simple, sometimes edgy humour with a unique and clever design.
1. Dad Joke Generator Happy Father’s Day Card
This card isn't just a one-trick pony, it contains over 500 dad jokes in its chip. Tap it with a phone and a new dad joke pops up right away. Each tap gives a fresh joke, so the fun keeps going. The card feels smooth and thick. The print is bright and clean. No apps. No setup required - works instantly with all smartphones. If you want a card that gets a real laugh and keeps the jokes coming, this is the best pick.
Available to buy from You Tap It
2. Great Job Dad, I Turned Out Awesome! Card
This card goes straight for bold, cheeky humour. The joke is simple: Dad must have done a great job because you turned out amazing. The bright design and big text make the punchline hit as soon as he opens it. It’s light, quick, and very direct — perfect for anyone who wants a laugh without overthinking it. This one always gets a grin because it flips Father’s Day on its head and makes the day all about you.
Available to buy from Squidge Face Cards
Over 500+ dad jokes included!
3. From The Reason You Drink Father’s Day Card
This card hits with sharp, self-aware humour. The joke lands in one line: you were such hard work growing up that Dad probably earned every pint he’s ever had. The design is usually bold and simple, so the punchline does all the heavy lifting. It’s cheeky, a bit savage, and perfect for anyone who wants a Father’s Day card that gets a loud laugh rather than a polite smile.
Available to buy from Not On The High Street
4. Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
This is the wildest card on the list and it gets a reaction every single time. The joke is blunt, rude, and impossible to ignore, which is exactly why it works. It cuts straight to the punchline with no build-up and no subtlety. If your goal is shock, laughter, and a moment Dad will never forget, this is the card that delivers it in one hit.
Available to buy from Prickly Cards
Over 500+ dad jokes included!
5. World’s Best Farter…I Mean Father Card
This card leans into classic dad humour with a joke that always lands. The switch from “farter” to “father” is silly, simple, and guaranteed to get a real laugh because dads never grow out of toilet jokes of course. The design is usually bold and playful, and the punchline hits the moment he sees it. If you want a funny, harmless, crowd-pleasing option, this card is a solid pick every time.
Available to buy from Hallmark