72 Funniest Birthday Greetings to Make Anyone Laugh Out Loud

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  1. You're not old, you're just well seasoned.
  2. One year closer to free bus passes and yelling at the telly.
  3. Remember: calories don't count on your birthday. Or weekends. Or Wednesdays.
  4. Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun without getting banned from anywhere (officially).
  5. Birthday candles? More like fire hazard.
  6. It's your birthday! Time to pretend you're surprised by the same people again.
  7. You don't look a day over tired.
  8. They say wisdom comes with age. You must be very, very wise by now.
  9. Wrinkles are just your body's way of folding in extra character.
  10. Another birthday? You're just showing off now.
  11. You're still hot... it just comes in flashes.
  12. At your age, every day above ground is a win.
  13. Keep calm. You've still got it. Somewhere. Probably in a drawer.
  14. You've aged like fine cheese. Smelly, but still popular.
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  1. You're older than Google. Let that sink in.
  2. Hope your day is more satisfying than peeling a plastic film off a new screen.
  3. Let today be so fun that your neighbours wonder if you've joined a cult.
  4. Happy birthday! Now go do something you'll exaggerate in five years.
  5. May all your problems today get lost like Tupperware lids.
  6. May your day contain the perfect ratio of chaos and cheese.
  7. Wishing you a day so good, historians argue about it later.
  8. I hope today gives you as much joy as a cancelled Zoom call.
  9. I hope your wishes come true, but not all at once, that would be suspicious.
  10. Happy birthday! May your phone only buzz with cake-related emergencies.
  11. Wishing you a celebration so intense it confuses local wildlife.
  12. It's your birthday, wear sunglasses indoors and act like it's a statement.
  13. May your party be louder than a toddler with a saucepan.
  14. Today, you're allowed to high-five yourself in public.
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Dad Joke Generator Table Tag

  1. May you feel like a legend without needing a backstory.
  2. May your candles burn bright and your neighbours not complain.
  3. Wishing you a day as glorious as finding money in old jeans.
  4. Happy birthday! Permission granted to eat like you've lost all memory of vegetables.
  5. May your party be so good that even the balloons RSVP.
  6. Happy birthday! Celebrate like calories are a conspiracy.
  7. Wishing you the kind of birthday that makes people say, "What happened?"
  8. Celebrate like you're the main character and everyone else forgot their lines.
  9. Hope your day's as strangely satisfying as peeling off a whole sticker in one go.
  10. Happy birthday! Your weird is showing. Don't tuck it in.
  11. Hope your party includes at least one inflatable object of unclear purpose.
  12. May today feel like that perfect sneeze that finally happens.
  13. May your cake be massive and your regrets bite-sized.
  14. Today, your only job is to exist loudly and confuse at least one neighbour.
  15. Happy birthday! The fridge light turns on just for you today.
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Dad Joke Generator Happy Birthday Card

  1. May your gifts be strange and your guests slightly alarmed.
  2. Hope your party is so fun the walls ask for a break.
  3. Hope your party is so loud even Alexa files a complaint.
  4. Your party should be so fun it's featured in a documentary with ominous music.
  5. Hope today brings you a kazoo, a donut, and a mysterious balloon.
  6. Celebrate like your inner raccoon found a bin full of cupcakes.
  7. Wishing you a birthday so fun, even your plants high-five you.
  8. You deserve a celebration that requires a disclaimer.
  9. May your cake be fluffy and your inbox empty.
  10. Today, calories are fictional and reality is on Do Not Disturb.
  11. Hope your party playlist has no skips and one unnecessarily dramatic key change.
  12. On your birthday, may all your apps stop asking for updates.
  13. You're not older, you're just unlocking secret side quests.
  14. Wishing you a day with the energy of a puppy who's had coffee.
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  1. You're not just the life of the party. You are the party.
  2. Happy birthday! Your survival rate is impressively consistent.
  3. Hope your birthday is full of good lighting.
  4. Happy birthday! Hope your enemies see your glow-up.
  5. You've officially aged into "don't explain, just nod" territory.
  6. Another 365 days of winging it. Respect.
  7. May your vibe today be "I absolutely meant to do that."
  8. Happy birthday! Celebrate like your problems are out of office.
  9. You bring the main-character energy. I'll bring snacks.
  10. Hope today's the kind of day that requires zero explanation and at least one alibi.
  11. If anyone asks, your birthday candles were for atmospheric tension, not age.
  12. Your birthday gift is me not asking how your career is going.
  13. Congrats! You've levelled up without reading the instructions again.
  14. It's your birthday. Put on something comfortable and ignore the group chat.
  15. You officially have enough life experience to start judging others professionally.