61 Funny Valentines Day Lines

Diane Floom

1 December 2025·4 min read

Finding something funny to write on Valentine’s Day can be hard. Many lines sound too cheesy or too serious. This list of 61 funny Valentine's Day lines (all found in our Valentine's Day Chat Up Line Card) keeps things simple and fun. Each line is light, easy to use, and great for making someone smile. Whether it’s for a card, a text, or a small gift, these short and silly lines will help you share a laugh on the day.

1. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
2. I was wondering if you could tell me... If you're here, who's running Heaven?
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
4. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
5. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
6. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber".
7. Do you happen to have a plaster? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
8. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
9. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.
10. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
11. You've got everything I've been searching for, and believe me, I've been looking a long time.
12. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

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13. I was wondering if you're an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
14. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
15. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
16. I would never play hide-and-seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
17. Are you a magician? It's the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
18. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
19. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I've been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
20. I always thought happiness started with an "h", but it turns out mine starts with "u".
21. If you were a taser, you'd be set to "stun".
22. If you were a Transformer, you'd be "Optimus Fine".
23. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
24. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

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25. If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
26. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
27. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
28. Are you a time traveller? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
29. I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
30. If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple".
31. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright that the Sun must be jealous.
32. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
33. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
34. Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
35. Do you play football? Because you're a keeper.
36. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I'm going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

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37. I'm really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
38. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
39. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming.
40. Kiss me if I'm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
41. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
42. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
43. Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
44. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
45. Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.
46. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
47. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
48. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

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49. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
50. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
51. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
52. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
53. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
54. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
55. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
56. You must be made of cheese, because you're looking gouda tonight.
57. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
58. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
59. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
60. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
61. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve been digging you for a while.