117 Cheesy, Funny & Cringey Pick Up Lines | Funniest Chat Up Lines to Try

Johnny Meeks

8 September 2025·7 min read

Chat up lines have long balanced between humour and awkwardness, with cheesy, funny, and cringey one-liners still used to break the ice in pubs, parties, and everyday conversations. Their appeal lies in their simplicity – great for starting a conversation, or at least getting a little smile. From clever wordplay to awkward puns, they remain a familiar part of social banter. For those who like to keep things fresh, a Chat Up Line Generator Keyring offers a modern way to reveal a new line with every tap of a phone.

1. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
2. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
3. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
4. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber".
5. Do you happen to have a plaster? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
6. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
7. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.
8. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
9. You've got everything I've been searching for, and believe me, I've been looking a long time.
10. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
11. I was wondering if you're an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
12. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
13. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
14. I would never play hide-and-seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
15. Are you a magician? It's the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
16. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
17. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I've been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
18. I always thought happiness started with an "h", but it turns out mine starts with "u".
19. If you were a taser, you'd be set to "stun".
20. If you were a Transformer, you'd be "Optimus Fine".
21. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
22. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
23. If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
24. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
25. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
26. Are you a time traveller? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
27. I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
28. If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple".
29. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright that the Sun must be jealous.
30. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
31. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
32. Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
33. Do you play football? Because you're a keeper.
34. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I'm going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
35. I'm really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
36. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
37. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming.
38. Kiss me if I'm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
39. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

A keyring that generates chat up lines...

40. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
41. Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
42. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
43. Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.
44. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
45. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
46. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
47. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
48. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
49. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
50. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
51. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
52. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
53. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
54. You must be made of cheese, because you're looking gouda tonight.
55. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
56. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
57. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
58. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
59. I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
60. I must be a baker, because I knead you.
61. Can you tell me the time? I just lost track when I saw you.
62. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
63. You’re like a fine wine, the more I drink in, the better I feel.
64. You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
65. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
66. I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
67. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
68. How come you aren’t on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged?
69. Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
70. I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh no, it’s just a sparkle.
71. Did you see what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
72. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
73. Where do you hide your wings?
74. Is this the Hogwarts Express? It feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
75. Have you got a spare heart? Mine’s been stolen!
76. Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I first saw you.
77. I think there’s something wrong with my phone – it doesn’t have your number in it.
78. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

A keyring that generates chat up lines...

79. I’m studying important dates in history. Do you want to be one of them?
80. They say nothing lasts forever – will you be my nothing?
81. You look so familiar – did we take a class together? I swear we had chemistry
82. You spend so much time on my mind I should start charging rent.
83. Aside from being handsome, what do you do for a living?
84. Is your name Earl Grey? You look like a hot tea!
85. When I first saw you I looked for a signature – every masterpiece has one.
86. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
87. I must be in a gallery because you are truly a work of art.
88. Are you a beaver? Because damn!
89. I have this annoying trait where everyone I chat with falls in love with me. Did it work?
90. You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
91. I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
92. I don't know your name, but I'm sure it's just as beautiful as you are.
93. I need a real estate agent - do you know any? I'm trying to make a move here.
94. I bet your birthday is October 10th because you're a 10/10.
95. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
96. Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
97. Perhaps your name is Wi-Fi, because I feel a connection.
98. I think we've met before. Actually, I think it was just in my dreams.
99. Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
100. I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
101. You must be a Christmas carol because I can’t stop singing your praises.
102. Is your name Nutcracker as you have cracked open my heart?
103. You must be a Christmas miracle because meeting you feels like a dream come true.
104. Can I take a picture of you so I could show Santa what I want for Christmas?
105. You could spam me all night, and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
106. Don’t tell me if you want to take me out for dinner. Just smile for yes, and do a backflip for no!
107. Do you like bananas? ‘Cause I find you a-peel-ing!
108. Are you a bottle of wine? Because you seem to get finer day by day.
109. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it is as lovely as you are!
110. Did you hear something firing up? It’s my pounding heart!
111. My friends think I am scared of commitments. Can you help me prove them wrong?
112. I think God made you and broke the mould.
113. Somebody call the police because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
114. You can drive me crazy, and you don’t even need keys.
115. If you were in my dream, I’d never want to wake up.
116. If you were a song, you would be an undiscovered melody waiting to be heard.
117. No wonder the sky is grey; all the blue is in your eyes!